"I booked this hotel for one reason: my hot water heater broke and I desperately needed a hot shower. Instead, I checked into what felt like a CDC quarantine zone.
Room #1 had literal blood on the bathroom wall and a shower drain that backed up so badly I was standing ankle-deep in murky water questioning my life choices.
So, I went back to the front desk.
Room #2 was supposedly “non-smoking,” yet smelled like someone had chain-smoked Newports in it for the last decade while frying roadkill. The cigarette smell punched me in the face the second I opened the door.
Surely there couldn’t be a third awful room.
Reader... There was.
Room #3 somehow combined the crime-scene vibes of Room #1 with the ashtray aroma of Room #2. Weak shower, stale smoke smell, and the overall ambiance of a motel where detectives interview suspects.
I spent more time dragging my luggage between rooms than actually relaxing. By my third trip to the front desk, even the staff looked exhausted.
The wildest part? Nobody seemed surprised. Blood on the wall? Broken plumbing? Cigarette clouds in a “non-smoking” hotel? Just another day apparently.
If you enjoy mystery stains, terrible plumbing, and the fear of catching an undiscovered disease, this is the place for you. Otherwise, you’d genuinely sleep better in your car.
Absolutely unbelievable experience."
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