2/10 - Tồi
Sean
Đi theo nhóm
30/04/2026
Không thích: Sạch sẽ, tiện nghi, dịch vụ, điều kiện & cơ sở vật chất nơi lưu trú
A Five-Star Review (If the Stars Represent Bruises)
Our stay was less of a "vacation" and more of a "survivalist endurance trial" that I didn’t realize I’d signed up for. If you enjoy the sensation of sleeping on a bed of rusted nails and disappointment, this is the place for you.
The "Aesthetic":
The room wasn't just dated; it was actively trying to shed its own skin. Furniture fascias were either dangling by a prayer or had long since fled the premises. The bathroom featured a curated collection of artisanal mould and a bathtub that looked like it had been attacked by a very hungry, very confused shark.
The Lighting: The curtains were essentially two strips of decorative gauze that refused to meet in the middle, ensuring we were bathed in the gentle, orange glow of the streetlights all night long.
The Soundscape: The walls were so paper-thin I can now tell you, with haunting certainty, the exact brand of toothpaste our neighbor uses. We shared every intimate moment of his life: his snoring, his showering, and—most tragically—his digestive struggles on the loo. It was like living in a very awkward, very damp sitcom.
The Safety: In a thrilling twist, the self-closing fire mechanism on the door was missing. Nothing says "sleep tight" like knowing your only defense against a localized inferno is a door that prefers to stay ajar.
The Gastronomy (or Lack Thereof)
The dining room was a culinary minefield. The chefs managed
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