Two words come to mind: Dirty and dive.
By far this was the dirtiest hotel I've ever stayed in. Thankfully, it was one night. Walking the room corridor, even in poor light I could see most doors, door frames had dirt smudges and the carpet looked like an old race track.
My room. The bed and bathroom were fine, but again the carpet and sofa were disgusting.
The one vending machine was broken, so I had to walk to a near by Walgreens to get bottled water.
In the morning, there were no muffins. I had one coffee and the carafe was empty, no staff attending.