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We recently stayed at the Frederick Hotel & Spa in Maidenhead and felt like extras in a low-budget horror-comedy. The property is charmingly stuck in a bygone era—peeling wallpaper, threadbare carpets, and dated finishes that scream “renovate me.” Our suite’s bed was a medieval plank and the pillows were wafer-thin relics. Housekeeping was inconsistent: rooms often weren’t cleaned, coffee capsules were never replenished, and one visit merely left two towels and bottled water.
In-room communication was non-existent—only a non-working bathroom phone—so any request required a pilgrimage to the front desk. Bathroom repairs looked like a caulk enthusiast’s hobby rather than a proper renovation, and dust collected in corners as if on purpose. The gym was disappointing: treadmills, ellipticals, and vibration machines out of service, plus a poorly maintained weight station.
The “Room Bar” fridge was an amusing survivor—empty, dented, and battle-scarred, but it did reliably keep things cold. Staff were pleasant but the operation felt understaffed and under-resourced.
If you want quirky character, this hotel has it; if you want comfort, cleanliness, and functioning facilities for the price, look elsewhere. We won’t be returning."