"If you want the "Oxford" experience, this is the hotel you want. Oscar Wilde's preferred bar in the lobby, great dining, and spacious rooms with ceilings so tall you feel like you could erect a rock climbing wall in them. Impeccable service from the staff; just across the street from the museum; and within easy walking distance of all of the essential Oxford sites."
"Clean room. Pleasant staff. Adequate breakfast. Perpetual air conditioning noise and heating system control light, flashing light from fire alarm. Holes in blackout curtain?"