8/10 - Tốt
Jorge
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10/10/2025
Thích: Tiện nghi, dịch vụ
Step right up, folks, and behold the marvel that is... an average hotel! I went in hoping for a relaxing break; what I got was a dramatic feature film titled The Quest for a Non-Wet Toilet.
The Battle for Basic Service
The moment I approached the desk, it was clear that my needs were secondary to the thrilling office romance unfolding before me. The receptionist was too busy auditioning for the lead in "Hotel Flirt" to give me the time of day. When I finally managed to grab their attention, it wasn't to offer a helpful tip but to aggressively try and pawn off overpriced tours. I felt like I needed to check my pockets for a hidden sales pitch.
My request to have the broken head shower fixed was clearly translated as "Please ignore this guest completely." It remained broken for the duration of my stay—a testament to the hotel's commitment to basic human neglect.
The Room of Horrors (and Cramped Spaces)
Oh, the view! Instead of azure skies or a bustling cityscape, my window offered a majestic vista of... an unfinished, abandoned house. It was like living next door to a post-apocalyptic movie set, which really did a number on the vacation vibe.
And then there was the pièce de résistance: the bathroom. This architectural marvel managed to defy physics by placing the toilet virtually inside the shower. Every time I showered, it was a full-contact water sport. The poor toilet was drowned daily.
Jorge
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