"We stayed for six nights, there was some fluff on the floor when we checked in, it was still there when we checked out!
One evening, we had a decent lunch so only wanted a snack in the evening. We both had ham sandwiches which while nice ham, no attempt had been made to present them, for example, a salad garnish would have gone a long way.
At breakfast the buffet was always running out of teaspoons, mugs for tea/coffee, marmalade, stupid things.
One evening I went to use the disabled toilet, the attached picture shows how I found it."